She’s a metal pole
in zero degree weather.
I’m afraid if I put my tongue on her
it will stick forever.
Chile, according to tumblr readers.
It begins with a C, was named after chilli peppers and is not pronounced ‘chilly’ it’s pronounced ‘cheeleh’. It’s president is a fancy lady, it’s a completely self-sustaining country, there are penguins at the very bottom and there are a lot of stray dogs.
Everyone smokes, pisco sour is the shit, you get a glass of wine at lunch & dinner no matter your age.
It has beautiful scenery, specially for a new sci fi feature. And there’s chupacabras.